That viper post got me thinking dangerous thoughts...

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12/08/2014 at 01:09 • Filed to: None

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1st Gen Vipers are going for about $25,000 to $30,000 which is pretty obtainable. That's almost to the point where you could buy one after being out of college for a couple years. So many financially poor decisions!

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Redd, the RX-7 that could > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 01:10

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I'm totally going to buy a gen 2 once I have a grown up job.


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 01:11

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After a while the price might go up, assuming you haven't totaled too often. It is a very notable car.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 01:14

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You could also buy the very comparable C4 ZR-1 that features much better livability, won't try to murder you, and costs between one-third to one-half the price of this.

There's no getting around those Viper looks, tho'.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 01:22

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if $25k I'll get one tomorrow! 100% would DD


Kinja'd!!! jebusmoses > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 01:29

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God damn, so many posters of these as a kid. Now I'm browsing ebay. You're a bad person.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 01:46

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Eh. You could get a showroom quality C5 Z06 for $25k.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Axial
12/08/2014 at 01:46

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C5Z is less than that as well


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Jayhawk Jake
12/08/2014 at 01:49

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Yeah but those don't look nearly as awesome as a viper.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > EL_ULY
12/08/2014 at 01:51

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dodge-Vipe…


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 01:56

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Eh, I don't like the way the first gen viper looks. I'll stick to the corvette


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Jayhawk Jake
12/08/2014 at 02:15

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Indeed it is. Might be worth noting that the ZR-1 has more cargo storage capacity, though. Also, C5 seats...*ack*.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 02:31

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You people can have your Vettes all you want. Give me the snake. It's been my dream car since my inception. I was drawing Vipers within my mother's womb. You can purchase a Viper for the price of an Accord coupe. Yep give me two years then Oppo shall be getting tired of my frequent posts about this beauty of a killer.


Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > EL_ULY
12/08/2014 at 03:42

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You better deliver on this...

http://m.ebay.com/itm/2913131616…

http://m.ebay.com/itm/1313682587…

http://m.ebay.com/itm/1515034870…

http://m.ebay.com/itm/2314138944…

This one even has 1k ponies, throw the change into a life insurance policy.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/2216262948…


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Redd, the RX-7 that could
12/08/2014 at 06:52

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You mean a 1996-2002 post-update first generation or a 2003-2010 Second Generation model?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Arben72
12/08/2014 at 08:53

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the last one before the 1000hp is sooo nice. And it's at a dealer which means payment! That 1000hp one is insane. 300hp would be crazy on one of these lol :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 08:54

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dayum! Super clean yo!


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Bandit
12/08/2014 at 10:13

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I happened to meet a guy several weeks ago that DD's a first gen. He said its not great for most situations, but the fun he has when the opportunities arise (probably illegal opportunities...) makes it all worth it.


Kinja'd!!! Redd, the RX-7 that could > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
12/08/2014 at 12:03

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The one that actually comes with windows, and isn't the one that has the forward slanting fender vents. This one.

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